This just in!

If you take 1 kilos of tomatoes to the moon, they would stay 1 kilos of tomatoes. But they would weigh less, because it’s the moon, and the moon has no gravity.

If consumers traditionally buy produce by weight, we can only assume the moon is getting a better deal on those hot house gems. This could potentially lead to a food fight of Amazonian proportions.

Tomato farmers have not been terribly trouble by recent revelations, due to that fact they insist that “on the whole, we are not selling tomatoes on the moon”.





Fact: You probably didn't see Ugly Is Forever, Uncalled For's first sketch showcase. But it was unexpectedly really, really funny. Like a first sexual encounter.