People watching

(The scene opens in a park. The camera dollies in towards a bench.)

(A guy and a girl sit on the bench. They are people watching.)

GUY: I like people watching.

GIRL: I love people watching.

GUY: I love people watching.

GIRL: People watching.

GUY: Just… watching people.

GIRL: People watching people.

GUY: That’s us! People watching people.

GIRL: Ooh, look at those people!

(They stare at two non-descript men having a conversation.)

GUY: What do you think they’re talking about?

GIRL: Ooh… Politics.

GUY: Rent.

GIRL: Sex!

GUY: I wonder…

(Cut to the men in mid-conversation.)

MAN: Ever since the Conservatives came into power, property taxes have gone way up, and I don’t know about you, but when I’m stressed about paying my landlord, I just can’t get it up.

OTHER MAN: Oh, totally.

(Back to the guy and girl, now looking at an older gentleman and lady.)

GUY: Ooh, look at those people.

GIRL: Oh yeah!

GUY: Oh yeah.

GIRL: Do you think they’re in love?

GUY: Ooh… I think they used to be in love.

GIRL: I think they used to be in love, but then they fell out of love, but now they’re falling in love again.

GUY: Oh wow.

(Cut to the gentleman and lady.)

GENTLEMAN: Should we take the subway or wait for the streetcar, powderpuff?

LADY: You haven’t called me powderpuff in years!

GENTLEMAN: Your hair smells like moonlight.

(Cut back to the guy and girl.)

GUY: Hey, look at those three!

GIRL: Three people!

GUY: How do you think they know each other?

GIRL: They could be brothers.

GUY: They could be secret government agents!

GIRL: They could be ballroom dancers…

(Cut to the three men.)

ONE: Time is eighteen hundred hours.

TWO: Operation Slow Waltz is a go.

THREE: Let’s make Mom and Pop proud.

(Back to the bench.)

GUY: People.

GIRL: People, wow.

GUY: People. You just never know.

Fact: Matt has a master's degree and used to think that would lead to wealth and fame.