De-Sexualization of Tennis
In an attempt to de-sexualize the historical game of Tennis, the conservative government has implemented the following word changes to the game:
The term “love”, which is used to indicate a player has zero points, will be replaced by a more modest “platonic friendship”. Example: “15-love” will now be “15-platonic friendship”.
Likewise, the term “advantage” will be replaced by the elongated term “player with more points is slightly closer to winning the non-sexual tennis game”. However, “deuce”, used to indicate an even score, will remain the same.
Finally the term “match” will be replaced by “it’s over, get out, I never want to see you again!”